Edwin is just a nine-year-old boy. But he lives in a castle, he has his own suit of armour, he spends his day sitting on a throne, oh yes, and he’s the king of Edwinland. The one normal thing about him, is that he spends his pocket-money on chocolate. But in very VERY VERY vast quantities. Every friday King Edwin takes his wheelbarrow of pocket-money down to the sweet shop in Village. He buys all the chocolate, and puts it all in K.E.N.I.T.H. (a big catapult thing) and fires it into the air for all the people of Village.

But then Emperor Nurbison comes along. (He’s evil by the way).

What horrendously evil things could happen? Don’t flippin’ ask me, just read the flippin’ book!

BTW It’s sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good!! Iloveitsoooooooooomuch!