Kids Are Weird And Other Observations From Parenthood is a lovely collection of little comic strips by Jeffery Brown.
They are about the weird things that us kids say. Some of them are:
Mum: Oscar, you need to go to the bathroom.
Oscar: You can’t control me.
Oscar: Go, Mum, go for the kill.
Dad: Honey, what time is it?
Oscar: Um, it’s thirty six eleven.
I love these little clips of hilarity, becuase they brighten your day. (I bought this while on holiday in Amsterdam)